Marv Albert Knows Assault When He Sees It

I don't think there's any question that Rafer Alston will be on the bench in street clothes for game 3 for his little bitch slap on Eddie House. Marv Albert said it should be an automatic ejection and suspension, and I trust Marv Albert (hopefully he wasn't confusing it with the time he slapped and bit a hooker).

In case you missed it,

Here it is live:




Here it is slowed down with music:




And here's Eddie giving some great commentary on it after the game:




This is not streetball buddy. This is the NBA playoffs. Well, I'm sure Orlando will be fine. They've still got Jameer Nel.....wait a second.....shit.....I mean, they still have Anthony Johnson. He can run with Rondo can't he?

Maybe the dream of banner 18 in 2009 is not dead yet.