Thursday, March 6, 2008

Oracle Speaks



After watching the Celtics sign Sam Cassell yesterday, I felt compelled to mention that the Oracle correctly anticipated this move back in October. We were at the Pats Skins game in the parking lot talking about the Cs when the Oracle mentioned how Sam Cassell would either be released or bought out by the Clippers and then the Cs would pick him up for the layoff run.

Loyal fan,
Alex


Alex,

Thank you for your e-mail. I remember the day well. The Celtics were in pre-season, the Giants were in London to play Miami, the Red Sox won the World Series, and I was in the parking lot at Gillette Stadium, preparing to see Randy Moss in person for the first time. I believe it was just the right combination of Bud Light, Monster Energy Drink, Doritos, and Johnsonville Brats that gave the oracle such clairvoyance. That being said, there were some other sources that also predicted this move during the pre-season, which means that they must have been eating and drinking the same stuff. Thank you for your e-mail. Your loyalty will not go unrewarded.....in the future. For now, it will.


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