Thursday, March 13, 2008

The Oracle Speaks

Dear Readers,

We'd like to announce the start of our first annual college basketball tournament, otherwise known as the Path to Enlightenment. As you well know, March Madness is upon us and that means brackets, office pools, and mid-day TV viewing while you're supposed to be working. Madness also means a total drop in productivity, but the RoomofZen will be hard at work making this contest worth your while.

The RoomofZen's caretakers would like to engage our readers in March Madness by having them fill out brackets for a nominal sum of money (6 bucks). The Oracle will then donate these proceeds to the Jimmy V Foundation, and the winner of the tournament will receive a Guns N Roses hoodie and a plastic NBA figurine that will most likely be Vin Baker. (sidenote: these prizes have been handpicked for maximum domination.)

To enter the contest, please email us at Oracle@roomofzen.com

You will then receive written instructions on how to proceed, and specifically how the bracket system will work. Remember this is a way to give back, but more importantly a way to show off your knowledge of college basketball, hopefully gleamed from the RoomofZen.

- The Oracle

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

where's your fantasy baseball league at?