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Anyway. The Lakers are nasty and will either face the Celtics or the Pistons for the Finals. Either series will be fun to watch, but in all honesty, I'd prefer to see the Celtics. Here is why:
1. For the past two years, the Celtics have had a better record against the Lakes than the Detroit. I actually can't remember the last time the Lakers beat the Celtics with or without KG.
2. Kobe scores fewer points against the Celtics (see above). Also see the Celtics defense. Watching Kobe overcome the Celtic's defense would be epic and worth the price of admission if he could pull it off and win.
3. A Lakers-Pistons would be boring as hell and would end in 4 games. The Lakers would basically put Detroit through a track meet, take advantage of their youth and energy, and score in transition like crazy. Those factors make Detroit a possible blow-out candidate. No one wants to see that.
4. Conversely, a Celtics-Lakers would be fun to watch because both teams like to score in transition. And as the Detroit-Celtics series has proven, the Celtics can't play very good transition defense. That means the Lakers would have a field day if the Celtic's didn't turn around their defense here. Transition scoring games are also fun to watch because the scoring can high very quickly.
5. A Lakers-Celtics Finals would be an awesome throwback series. Imagine all the clips ABC would show of Magic and Bird. Two of the league's most storied franchises battling it out for the championship of a lifetime...sweet.
6. I'd like to see either KG get a title or Bryant win one without Shaq. Like Kobe or not, that would put him up there with Jordan as one of the best players of all time. I'd also like to see KG step it up in the 4th quarter during one of these games in order to silence his Boston critics. Is anyone else from Boston except Nick angry at Bob Ryan or Simmons for calling this guy out? KG is probably the biggest reason why the Celtics are playing for a Finals birth right now! Assholes.
I know a lot of people hate Kobe Bryant or wish the Spurs were going to the Finals. Too bad. A Celtics-Lakers Finals will blow ratings through the roof and bring back a lot of fans who left the sports in the early 2000's.
They played this clip of Bill Russell and Kevin Garnett on the jumbotron before the start of Game 5 and when it was over I looked at my buddy Ladd and said "I think I'm crying right now", he said, "Me too".
Stay tuned for a Weekend version of The Babcock Report which will include some of our experiences at Game 5 in Boston. If the night was a movie the tag-line would be "That was fucking Sick."

Perk was impressive throughout the second half as well, but his second half game lacked the discipline of his first half game. I think that this statement is accurate, but it could just be a blanket statement that I'm making out of my frustration over the technical foul that he drew. That almost sunk us. Perk is one of those guys who contests every foul that is called on him. I knew the whistle was coming as soon as I saw it. He was a little to emphatic, and he has to know that once they've T-d up an opposing player (Sheed) for arguing a call, they have to do it to you too if you clearly give them a reason. I don't want to take anything away from the big man, because we needed every one of those 18 points and 16 boards. I'm just saying that he needs to work on keeping his emotions in check. This will also most likely prevent him from picking up two fouls in the first four minutes of every game.
But, again, this is not Atlanta. The Pistons don't ever go away, and it would have been very unlike them to not make a run throughout the entire second half. On top of that, the Celtics didn't play a great game. Rajon Rondo made a lot of mistakes and missed A LOT of layups. The contributions from the bench were minimal. There were a lot of problems with this game.
Babcock swung by the apartment yesterday. Although we all communicate daily via e-mail or phone about material for the site, we rarely have the chance to collaborate in person because all of us have a lot going on. So, the opportunity for some in-person collaboration, free from the creative impediment that generally accompanies e-mail and phone correspondence, is rare and can often be valuable. This was a case in which things worked out well. I had finished work at two o'clock. He had gotten out of work in Boston early. Both of us were going to game 5, but with different groups and plans. So, time was of the essence. Despite what people tell you, this is truly when you will be the most creative and powerful because if your project is well-executed it will possess an element of spontaneity that would otherwise be lost.

Left to Right: Hamilton, Mookie, and Michael

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And, even worse than the bad passing was the over-passing. Nobody was willing to assert themselves offensively last night, and it drove me insane. How many good looks did Rondo and Garnett pass up? How many times did a guy with a good scoring opportunity suddenly appear panic stricken and kick the ball back out with time running down on the shot clock? The one play that sticks out in my mind is Ray Allen driving to the hoop towards the end of the game, and suddenly zipping this pass off the midsection of an unsuspecting KG. Allen had a good scoring opportunity and KG was following to clean up a potential miss. But, for some reason, Allen squandered a good scoring opportunity by making an unnecessary pass. This was the story of the game in my mind. Right after Billups hit that three to put Detroit up 10, KG got the ball at the other end, and hit a perfect jump-hook over McDyss. I was furious "Why haven't you been doing that all night dickhead!" I screamed. Very rarely do I get so frustrated with KG. But, he had been passing those shots up all night. One of those three guys needed to assert themselves last night, and they passed up the opportunity over and over again. 





Up until this series, I've always considered Rip as someone on my team because of his status as a former UCONN husky. Sure, I've had to root against him before in the NBA, but never with the stakes this high. I've always wanted the Celtics to beat him, but I'd be happy if he played well in the process. I haven't felt that way at all during this series, and it's been strange. Hopefully, once this series is over, I can root for Rip again as usual. I have a feeling that will depend on how this series plays out. 
I didn't hear Rory Gallagher until I was riding in a Boston Cab about two years ago...one of those strange cab rides. You know what I mean. I just bought his "Irish Tour" album and it is outstanding.

Now, all that said, give all the credit in the world to the Pistons. They turned in a signature performance in a hostile environment. They made every big shot that they took. They forced the Celtics into bad shots when they had to. And, it wasn't just the usual suspects. Certainly, Rip Chauncey Tayshaun and Sheed all contributed in big ways, but they could not have won without huge contributions from Antonio McDyss and Rodney Stuckey and very efficient minutes from Lindsey Hunter. This team is so steady and fluid, and that's why they have a winning record on the road during these playoffs.
Perhaps the best part of last night, and the part that got me out of bed with such a positive energy this morning, was the re-emergence of Ray Allen. Allen looked unstoppable towards the end of the game, and I have to wonder how things might have turned out if he didn't have to be sat down with foul trouble. He was hitting outside shots, he was driving and changing up his pace, he even drove baseline and threw down a dunk. Ray is back, and that means trouble for the Pistons. They are certainly a great defensive team, but how do you defend this Celtics team when its three superstars are all on their game? 



I move that teams no longer send anyone actually associated with the team but instead choose a B-List celebrity to attend the Draft Lottery on their behalf…Just imagine Bobby Brown, Danny Bonnaduce, LC from the Hills, and Kevin Federline sitting around watching the ping pong balls swirling. That is drama. There is really no limit to how awesome that would be...or to how random the representatives might get. Seriously, David Stern, since you obviously don’t care about the horrible officiating in the NBA right now you might as well spend your time whoring out the league to bottom feeding celebrities to make a few extra dollars.

Tayshaun Prince: Leads the NBA in Super Delegates
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I was very happy with the Celtics win Tuesday night. I’m not going to get into too many details but I want to say three things:
1) I love the Rasheed Wallace Kevin Garnett matchup. Garnett had the last word in game 1 but you never know when Rasheed is going to go off on a tear. Garnett compared matching up against Wallace to looking in the mirror. Of course that would mean that Garnett had hair and bad teeth, but I think what he is trying to say is that their size, abilities, and intensity are comparable. I give the edge to Garnett as a defender, but Rasheed can be impossible to defend when his offensive game is going. You can count on a great battle in the post every game out of these guys. This is what makes the playoffs so badass.
2) Ray Allen is going to hit a HUGE shot this series. As soon as game 7 against the Cavs ended this just came to me. I cannot explain it. I do not know when it is going to happen, but it will. Be ready.
3) It is obvious the Chauncy Billups is less than 100%. Rondo may not be able to defend him in the post but the Celtics can easily counteract this by running Billups to death when he is on defense. Rondo can fly by him in the open court. When Detroit answers by sending Hamilton to cover Rondo, the Cs should use the same tactic and let Rajon run their best shooter into the ground. The more scrambling he does on defense the less mid-range jumpers he will knock down. (I love Rip Hamilton’s midrange game). It has to hurt the Pistons to have a guy nicknamed Mr. Big Shot playing hurt, or watching from the bench.
I will once again post this video…I heard it being played prior to tip off at the Garden. What makes this song so awesome is that it is only cool when you are at, or thinking about, a sporting event. There is really no other time in a persons day to day life when it would be necessary to listen to this. Unless of course you have a mullet and are driving in a Camaro on your way to an interplanetary space flight. Destination: Venus.




